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HELLO HELLO HELLO FISH <///\\---<

2008-06-09 10:18:26 by astroninja
Updated

ASIA PUNK ROCK LOVE!
100% INDIE, 100% ASIAN, 100,0000,000,59% NINJA!

FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, ASTRONINJA'S DEBUT ALBUM IS OUT!

PREVIEW OUR DEBUT ALBUM 'KISS MY ASTRO!' HERE AND GRAB A COPY TODAY!!!
Available in MP3 and CD format!

KISS MY ASTRO! Includes 11 fully mastered tasty ninja tracks yummies.
Physical copy comes with
FREE NINJA ID CARD!!
FREE SET 6 NINJA STICKERS!!!
FREE 'BOBBY THE SHEEP' BUTTON!!!
A HANDWRITTEN 'THANK YOU' MESSAGE FROM THE BAND!!!!
1 FREE BONUS NINJA SONG FOR DOWNLOAD!!!!

No major labels, no corporate bitches, no millionaire purse strings. Just pure indie love!

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THE GOODIES INSIDE EVERY COPY!

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ASTRONINJA, the band who brought you 'The Bukkake Udon Song', 'The Ballad of Chuck Norris' and 'Anthem For The Ordinary', hails from the nether regions of ASIA, Singapore, and is made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY!

Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers.

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ADD US ON THESE PROFILES AND WAVE A SMILEY HI! WE'LL RESPOND :)

OFFICIAL MYSPACE - ADD US UP!
OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
OFFICIAL FACEBOOK!
OFFICIAL PUREVOLUME!
OFFICIAL TWITTER!

Grab your copy of KISS MY ASTRO! today and help us continue making more ninjalicious tunes just for you!!!!!

NEWGROUNDS <3

Levan / Udon Juan / Dong / Joel / BOBBY THE SHEEP
ASTRONINJA

HELLO HELLO HELLO FISH <///\\---<


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NonPlusUltraNonPlusUltra

2008-06-10 16:38:12

crazy outfit :P
if i wasn't a complete jackass in flash design i would help you :> unfortunatelly i am


calamitykidcalamitykid

2008-06-11 15:51:31

yooooooooooooo

i could help... probably


PinballWizard976PinballWizard976

2008-06-13 17:37:16

You are not punk. Honestly. Give it up if that's what you're going for. Check out my blog to see what is TRULY punk and not the garbage that is your song. Ok?

astroninja responds:

Funny how you stupidly bitch slap your advertisement of your blog for what is punk. Who are you to decide what is and what isn't punk with your generic labels and your cliched definitions which are, ironically, contrary to the free will spirit of what punk is about! Being punk is being an INDIVIDUAL, and individualism is something you are sorely lacking. Sorry.


LordZeebmorkLordZeebmork

2008-06-14 18:07:55

^ categorizing music is for anal-retentive birdwatchers.


Juggalos4lifefoo676Juggalos4lifefoo676

2008-06-15 23:03:11

Join my Club: "The Juggalos, and Juggalettes"
It's on my Page! Cheggit.


SyskoSysko

2008-06-27 20:35:34

Don't listen to that "PinballWizard976" faggot, he's probably not even in a band. Anyway, as soon as I get a drawing pad, I'll gladly do your video for ya. Also, that picture makes you look like a zombie (but in a good way :D ) I love fish, especially trout.

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starvingdudestarvingdude

2008-07-02 23:33:47

Not punk? BAH. Punk isnt all anti-politics and shit like that, Punk is basically being
a)Yourself
b)Random
or
c)Anti Government.

Astroninja have chosen for the Random Yourself side, which is good, not the stereotypical punk that PinballWiz said earlier.

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RYNOLRYNOL

2008-07-24 09:12:51

Official fan! Please make an instrumental version of Bukkake Udon! PLZ!


MagyarMagyar

2008-07-24 19:44:53

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fishy fishy fishy.
Also I do flash, I'm not the best but I'd like to see what your going for.


Fullmetal57Fullmetal57

2008-07-26 02:25:43

Hey astroninja! Its Jake from myspace! Wewt :3 Nice to see that you guys are here making even more people Astronomical ones! Love the pic Levan!
I really can't wait for your new album Kiss my Astro! >.> oh and to PinballWizard976 I hope you are dunked into a steaming pile of molten feces.... GO ASTRONINJA!
~Jake


CedinoCedino

2008-07-30 12:35:42

BLLLOOOOBBBBSSS!!!!

Your songs are fantastic! Although "The Ballad of Chuck Norris!" isn't really great compared to "The Bukkake Udon Song"

I also agree with RYNOL


TjATjA

2008-08-01 23:22:35

Majulah Singapura


XCaptainAwesomeXXCaptainAwesomeX

2008-08-02 13:30:07

well then, im okay in flash.....I guess my highest flash score was like a 2.45 though =\ lol


infernocpfinfernocpf

2008-08-05 10:32:49

WOOT TO THE FISH !!!!!!

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NOM NOM NOM!


iron-butleriron-butler

2008-08-22 15:44:08

ha ha <////\\\---<
the computer in portal is gladis(however its spelled)
Woo GTA4
Woo Astroninja
Woo chuck Norris
What do you Guys think of the new Sounding Stuff even in their own ganras like slipknot, Mr. bungle and korn


richlerrichler

2008-09-18 23:53:11

holas


JakBaronKingJakBaronKing

2008-09-24 06:37:24

I hear your Going Full on with an Animated Series!

That's Totally AWESOME!

Post an episode on Youtube when it comes out ^^

-JBK, soon to buy your album when it hit's USA in October (from what I hear)


Kde777Kde777

2008-10-14 03:47:23

You know what would be freakin awesome? A clip collab with the Chuck Norris song. A lot of users put a little clip and put it al together with the song. I don't know how to explain it. I suck.


MeLuckyMeLucky

2008-11-02 06:49:06

nice photo shoots :D
your band looks cool! nice to have an actual music band on newgrounds
oh...check out no record for you on my ng account...wait, actually, you might not like it cuz it's rap but oh well


igottigott

2008-11-07 19:42:37

sorry, working on something else.


EmonquenteEmonquente

2008-11-22 00:30:39

Awesome band ^.^

Much love and candies,
^.~.

(P.S. Levan and Dong are soooo cute!)


JD14JD14

2008-12-23 16:30:04

Ha you're epic, I'm sad I just heard about you today D:


ninjaofthepieninjaofthepie

2008-12-30 19:28:10

zomgar wtf they jack my name >:[]!! kinda............


therealanimatortherealanimator

2009-01-28 14:55:14

right pinballwizard976 UR NAME IS FROM A ELTON JOHN SONG AND HE AINT PUNK GOD CHANGE YOUR NAME. and astroninja keep up the vampire awesomeness and keep on rocking


MagyarMagyar

2009-02-07 03:20:51

Can you put 'thunder' on Newgrounds?


HaniiPuppyHaniiPuppy

2009-03-02 12:37:26

I bought the CD, how do I get the "1 FREE BONUS NINJA SONG FOR DOWNLOAD!!!!"


HaniiPuppyHaniiPuppy

2009-03-02 12:39:47

and therealanimator: Pinball Wizard was a song by The Who, not Elton John. How the hell could you get those to confused?! One is pop and the other is hard rock.


lunardragon96lunardragon96

2009-04-01 17:50:46

DUDE(s). YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT.
Newgrounds was unblocked from The People's Republic of China.


Spartan500Spartan500

2009-04-03 11:41:49

Can i be a ninja too? :D


ConalConal

2009-12-14 09:07:15

Cami_Pewps?


ConalConal

2009-12-17 18:02:44

Punk was a British thing. I don't really know how to categories your style of rock... it's not old punk.