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We Come From Singapore <////\\\---< Fish for you? If you like our music and wish to download more tracks, head on over to www.myspace.com/astr oninary. We promise you cake just like that computer in Portal, but this time, it comes with cream.

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ASIA PUNK ROCK LOVE!
100% INDIE, 100% ASIAN, 100,0000,000,59% NINJA!

FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, ASTRONINJA'S DEBUT ALBUM IS OUT!

PREVIEW OUR DEBUT ALBUM 'KISS MY ASTRO!' HERE AND GRAB A COPY TODAY!!!
Available in MP3 and CD format!

KISS MY ASTRO! Includes 11 fully mastered tasty ninja tracks yummies.
Physical copy comes with
FREE NINJA ID CARD!!
FREE SET 6 NINJA STICKERS!!!
FREE 'BOBBY THE SHEEP' BUTTON!!!
A HANDWRITTEN 'THANK YOU' MESSAGE FROM THE BAND!!!!
1 FREE BONUS NINJA SONG FOR DOWNLOAD!!!!

No major labels, no corporate bitches, no millionaire purse strings. Just pure indie love!

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THE GOODIES INSIDE EVERY COPY!

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ASTRONINJA, the band who brought you 'The Bukkake Udon Song', 'The Ballad of Chuck Norris' and 'Anthem For The Ordinary', hails from the nether regions of ASIA, Singapore, and is made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY!

Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers.

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ADD US ON THESE PROFILES AND WAVE A SMILEY HI! WE'LL RESPOND :)

OFFICIAL MYSPACE - ADD US UP!
OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
OFFICIAL FACEBOOK!
OFFICIAL PUREVOLUME!
OFFICIAL TWITTER!

Grab your copy of KISS MY ASTRO! today and help us continue making more ninjalicious tunes just for you!!!!!

NEWGROUNDS <3

Levan / Udon Juan / Dong / Joel / BOBBY THE SHEEP
ASTRONINJA

HELLO HELLO HELLO FISH <///\\---<